Mr. MacNasty works for Satan. I don't mean that in a ha-ha-he's-mean way, I mean the guy is a fucking sociopath who I suspect makes occasional sacrifices to the Dark Lord. He and my husband get along, sort of, but they also kind of hate each other. It's very strange. Anyhow, this happened just now at his work:

Satan Boss: "I'm sick *cough cough*, so we can't share any bodily fluids today!" [ha ha, jokey joke... you creeper...]

Mr. MacNasty: "Sounds like syphilis. Didn't Hitler have syphilis?" [I love my fucking husband].

Satan Boss: [silent pause] "A lot of great leaders had syphilis."