My best friend, after coming off of a terrible breakup, just had her first one night stand in 3ish years. Here is how she described it to me: "All I could think about was that picture of Grumpy Cat with 'No' at the bottom! It was SO BAD."

I love her.

Tell me some more hilariously bad tales of one night stands, please! I need it; I have to spend my morning redoing a pleading I prepared yesterday that no changes were saved to. :(