So, we’re watching Wheel (as one does when one is an old), trying to solve the puzzles before the contestants (as one does when one is competitive) and they get to this point in the puzzle:

__ __ __ __ / __ E / IN / T __ E / E __ E / __ __ __ __ __ __

I wish I could have seen Pat’s face when I shouted out the answer:

FUCK ME IN THE EYE SOCKET