This is a response post to kemperboyd’s request for dance songs for a wedding invitation she got. I was trying to think of fun songs to suggest (aside from Khia’s My Neck, My Back which I am still standing by), and all of the ideas I could think of on my drive home would be awful for weddings.

Example, my top pick, which is a genuinely fun song to dance to but probably a bad idea at a wedding:

Then I got to thinking about this song and how fun it is but probably also terrible for a wedding.

So let’s build an anti-wedding playlist. What are the worst possible songs to play at a wedding reception?