Guys, today Homey reminded me that, one time, I went to a wedding where the groom gave his vows in Eric Cartman's voice. I wish I were making this up. I think I chose amnesia because it was obviously so fucking uncomfortable. The father of the bride scowled through vows and it was a surprise the groom made it through the day unbeaten.

You might be surprised to learn that that marriage didn't last!

Anyway, I was thinking y'all probably have some great horrible wedding stories, too. So, whatcha got GT? Share your "Worst Wedding Ever" stories!