...how it is that I've eaten a full half of a large pizza and I'm still crazy hungry?

Granted, I had roasted vegetables last night for dinner and for lunch today, but I also had a bagel for breakfast and shouldn't that be plenty of calories to not feel like a ravenous machine? I'm not pregnant, I don't usually eat much more than what I've just mentioned, I'm not hibernating or working out more... WTF, body? W. T. F.

In other news, (grossness alert) Mr. PKB farted in his sleep so loudly last night that I went from dead asleep to wide awake in half a second. Men are gross.

Happy Tuesday! Only three more days til the weekend!


(I'm so hungry I'm frantic. This is dumb. Save me, GT!)