So this is an actual message I received from an actual human being who actually thought this was an appropriate way of courting an actual lady.
I wish I could say I came up with the retort all on my own but a friend came up with that gem after I showed him the original message.
And yes maybe you can see a picture of me barefoot in my photos and I described myself as a nerd living in Brooklyn trying to work in the film/TV industry so I probably wouldn't really get involved in any wars that are currently happening, but I doubt that guy is going to put two and two together. Or any numbers together. Because he is dumb and that message takes the stupid cake.
EDIT: Sorry for not originally blocking out the username! I forgot it's there and quickly edited the image!