So they're in France...with what should apparently be French people...BUT NO HAS A FRENCH ACCENT?!

ETA:

While linking a TvTrope for WWTDDGeekGirl, I found this entry:

  • There's a theory that Captain Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation is actually speaking French the whole time and the Universal Translator renders his voice into English as a classy British accent as either a dynamic equivalent of the dialect of French he speaks—presumably a posh, educated form of Standard/Metropolitan French—or simply because it suits his personality.
  • This is now me: