This is a real thing that my husband really said to me just now, and I need to share/vent about it so that I don’t smack him upside the head:

“Can we talk about something for a minute? Recently whenever I wash my hands, I end up getting soap on my shirt [gestures towards soap stain]; like I just had to take a brand new shirt and then I washed my hands and now it’s stained. Do you have any idea why this is happening?”

I... what... what could I possibly do here???

Sometimes I’m amazed he survived living alone as long as he did.

So, what ridiculous/bizarre/dumb things have your SOs asked (of) you?

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