This is so unexpected, I don't even have a speech prepared. But I would like to say this: posting privileges are not something you can get all on your own. Many, many people contributed to my posting privileges. I'd like to thank my landlord for providing free wifi, Slay and the mods for taking a chance on an unknown kid, and, uh, last but not least, the wonderful crew at Groupthink for spending hours making great posts and starring my comments, without which I might never have these privileges.

THANKS Y'ALL!!!!!!!