My bachelorette party is this weekend. I literally have no clue what’s going on. I was told to be ready tomorrow at a certain time, and given vague instructions on what to wear, and told to bring an overnight bag.

I have been promised there is no fake kidnapping. As my friend said, “what sane woman would do that to another woman.”

I feel like if I was getting on a plane I’d have been told other things so I think we’re staying in town.

I’m excited!

ETA because I’m excited about it, this is the dress I bought to wear tomorrow from Trashy Diva. It’s hard to see on there but there are little rhinestones in the white part. My mom insisted I wear a white dress, that I wear green too much, and I told her STFU.