Lived here since February. Already spent close to 4k on the sump pump and epoxy crack injections for the foundation cracks.

Apparently I just am not meant to have a dry basement.

Or a fucking month without paying for some new bullshit problem.

My fucking lateral sewer line is clogged. I had that motherfucker scoped as part of the home inspection in December. It wasn’t blocked then. I don’t use tampons or pads (thanks, Mirena!) and I don’t dump food waste or oil down the sink. I’ve run the dishwasher 4 times since February and things got rinsed first. Nothing got flushed by some unsupervised kid or anything like that. So, poop and toilet paper. I mean I eat a lot of fiber but that shouldn’t be the cause.

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Assuming fuckface von clownstick who lied about the water problems didn’t dump any weird shit down there between the home inspection and my getting the keys 3 weeks later.

House smells like a fucking sewer. The basement pipe is basically backed up to the floor drain. I can’t flush the toilet or let any water go down the pipes until the fucking roto-rooter techs get here tomorrow afternoon and can augur it.

AND of course I accidentally got a food allergy hit at work so all I want to do is live in the bathroom.

I’m so fucking over it. I am afraid to turn on the air conditioner the way things are going.