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Yay, I made it through Christmas fairly unscathed!

I drank lots of drinks but didn't do anything embarrassing (well, except I almost lost hold of a bottle of Absolut, but not because I was inebriated. Well maybe a little because of that. But I caught it because I'm a motherfucking ninja.). I pretended like I cared about the people that I didn't like. I ate lots and lots of amazing food that my mom and her friends made. I walked in my 5-inch-high wedges without my feet hurting. I got lots of compliments. I took lots of pictures. YAY! I'm about to crash now.


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