My human and I were getting a jar of pasta sauce, and the older guy stocking the shelves was like, "Why can't you just have her make it? It's not like she's doing anything when you're at work, you should just tell her "I want pasta sauce when I come home" and then you'll be set!" ETC. And then when he was done his rant, I was like, I spend too much time making my own pasta from scratch to make the sauce. His face was priceless. Not unlike this:

And then he was like, "you should make youtube videos for old guys like me who don't know how to do that stuff! I'd like your page on Facebook! That's amazing!!!!"

Feh. Humans.