I joined a local indoor soccer team recently. The first game I only played goal. The second game I played in the outfield, and I went off after about ten minutes because I felt something in my knee. I started feeling lightheaded and couldn’t catch my breath for probably 15 or 20 minutes. The piece of shit indoor soccer arena doesn’t have any benches in the bench area, so my teammates thought I left because I was sitting on the floor icing my knee.

I did go back in the game in the second half and my knee is fine.

Tonight I broke a sweat during a particularly intense game of foosball.