I will do my best to post with dignity and solemnity. AHHH who am I kidding. I will probably just slam you guys with bodily function posts.
Like the other day when I was eating lunch at my desk and I choked on a piece of rice. I coughed to hard and so much that I peed my paints. A lot! I actually had to run home to change pants.
But lets just keep this between us, okay? It's kind of embarrassing. But I did learn a lesson about taking a restroom break before lunch.
Gratuitous Dean gif as my gift to you: