I am that person who just heard a gay guy say to his Gal Pal, "But that doesn't mean I'm not going to let my Cunt Flag Fly" and wanted to follow them to wherever they were going.
Yes, I am that person who went to the late night Forever Yogurt store in her pajamas and too tight shoes with a giant pimple inflating the middle of her forehead.
Yes, I am that person who bought a giant stuffed animal for my giant dog to hump.
Yes, I am that person who enjoys watching him hump that stuffed animal because of the joy my dog gets doing it and the sheer mechanics of his humping. Seriously, it's been a few weeks since I had that energy to hump my real life husband.
Yes, I am that person who has a voice for every one of her pets (though Husband came up with most of them).
Yes, I am that person who refused to look in the litter boxes tonight out of fear of what I may find and the fact we're out of litter to replace the horror.
Yes, I am that person who is married and yet spends the majority of the week away from my spouse that I love dearly.
Yes, I am that person who feels burdened by our pets yet would give the world to them in an instant.
Yes, I am that person who lacked the energy to beat back the "should do" demons of unfinished projects and dreams of the person I should be tomorrow with the thought that fish tacos and documentaries were more my speed.
Yes, I am that person who watches documentaries about horrible issues driving the world mad to relax.
Who are you tonight, GroupThink?
(p.s. that gif is the second image in response to a search for "embarrassing proud"