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You are wrong.

So wrong so wrong.

Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer is a Fantastic Movie.


There are songs. It’s colour. It’s combo of sci and magic. It has a strong female lead. They bring in this boy character and the only good thing about him is his rocket horse. Did you see Onyx? That rocket horse is bad ass.

The villain is believably annoying, I mean we’ve all had that asshole friend that wanted to steal our clothes.

But really how could this get a 0% rating from critics?


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