Online dating profiles...I don’t think people realize how much they tell about themselves in a few short sentences.

This gem will be short and sweet: OkCupid has prompts, one of which is “Things you could never do without”. I was going to swipe right on this guy, just browsing his profile for red flags. I got to this section and promptly swiped left.

One of his bullet point answers to the “what I could never live without question? “My penis”.

What. The. Fuck.

So it’s typical for guys to write “sex” (which gets a swiped left because that response usually means they have poor boundaries when messaging and are basically trolling for sex). But really man? Your penis? Are you afraid that it’s going to fall off? That someone will cut if off in your sleep. Why? WHHHYYYY?

All kinds of people make up this world.

Talk about the shit you can’t make up, or whatever else you want.