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You guiissee, why can't I stop making fun of this person???

There is a friend of a friend of mine who've I've met precisely once, but heard unflattering things about, and when I met her my impression of her was...the human equivalent of mashed potatoes, sadly sans milk or cream or salt. And she keeps posting these meme pictures like, "Every girl wants to be treated like a princess!" And I'm like, "So you're saying that you want to be sold to the highest bidder so your dad can keep his endless wars financed? Cool story, bro!" or, "Daddy, I might not have found my prince but you'll always be my king!" I have been advised to block her posts just so I won't tear this innocent person apart, but I wants to! I wants to so bad!!!I'm fairly certain this makes me a horrible person.


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