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I just signed up to take 8 yoga classes, outside, in the grass, amongst pygmy goats!!! Pygmy muthafuckin’ goats!!! I will love them! They will love me! Life is worth living, you guys!

So tiny! So cute! So ready to cuddle with a fat yogi!


I am going to be best fwends with all the little goaties! Gotta go cry happy tears forever! :’)

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