I just finally put 2+2 together and realized that my super lovely co-worker is... MARTIKA. It took 2 damn weeks to figure out who she looked like, and then small hints being dropped about her real name to figure it out. IM AFRAID IM GOING TO PANIC WHEN I SEE HER TOMORROW. What do I do! Just pretend I don't know? Try to act cool? Iiieee!