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...I just needed to share a text exchange between me and my husband.

He didn’t know that “farts” was the plural of “fart.”

When I demanded an explanation, he said he thought it would be like using “airs” as the plural for “air.”


He did not explain what brought this up while he was at work.

I swear that he is really smart.

ETA: English is his second language.

ETA II: To be fair, I once ordered “chicken socks” instead of “chicken soup” as a first course while we were in Turkey and I’ve lost a lot of Turkish since.

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