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You know how sometimes you’re in the middle of loading the dishwasher while your kid is eating lunch, and then your kid has to go to the bathroom so you leave the dishwasher half loaded and follow her to the bathroom to supervise, and then you decide while you’re in there to organize one of the bathroom cabinets, and your kid pees in the potty but she also has to poop, and she doesn’t want to poop in the little white potty in the bathroom, she wants to poop in the little pink potty in her bedroom, so you leave the contents of the cabinet all over the bathroom floor and the white potty full of pee and follow her to her bedroom where she uses the pink potty but then she stands up too soon and the poop falls on her rug, so you clean it up and take the rug to the laundry room, but you never moved the laundry from the washer to the dryer before so you can’t wash the rug, and so you start switching the laundry, but then the baby wakes up from his nap, so you leave the poop rug on the laundry room floor and go get the baby, and he needs a diaper change, so you change his diaper, and then when you’re done with that you turn around and see that your kid is playing with the toilet brush?

You know those times?


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