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If I weren't so chiilllllaxed. Because someone helped me out with some.....special greens (and if you can't figure out what it is I won't tell you), and now I'm sitting here enjoying my life. Below is a visual approximation of me and my chill-ass friend.

Illustration for article titled You know, I would be stressed right now...

Now bedbug scares don't phase me, missing my poor dead dog doesn't phase me, being broke as a joke and an incompetent fuck-up for the past two months doesn't phase me, even re-re-re-realizing how utterly in love I am with Sokka (dummy! you know you feel it too!) doesn't phase me. Right now I am not even sleepy although I've been up for forever ago because I fucked up my flight plans yesterday. I'm just enjoying the afterglow of a nice week with my family. I didn't tell you I went on a trip, did I? Well I did, and I wasn't online a lot so I didn't tell you, but I had a lot of fun and I ate way too much and my parents made margaritas and my dad cooked his specialty Mexican food, and my mom spoiled me rotten and it was great. Tomorrow I will go back to being sad stressed out Korra, and you will probably hear about it. But tonight I am not lonely because I am chillin' with Carl Fucking Sagan in SPACE.

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