Norovirus. I'm not sure if I actually have it, but I've been feeling bad for the last few hours and it's going around like wildfire where I live/work. I stocked up on sick-person food, just in case. I was the one that posted about having a smelly coworker recently. It turns out when you're already feeling nauseous, that is the worst scent ever. I almost threw up when I stood in an area he had recently left. One of my coworkers brought it to our supervisor's attention, we'll see what happens.
Between this and having to call law enforcement on a neighbor because he was scary to me, I just needed to complain a bit.