Like, really old?
No, not Miley Cyrus's sartorial choices. Or those zygotes from One Direction. I'm not even referring to the concept of "the cloud".
I'm talking about the fact that today is Ralph Maccio's birthday. And he's turning 53.
The one and only Karate Kid* is Fifty. Three.
How did this happen?! He's supposed to stay in the vault and never age! I feel dizzy.
* Hilary Swank can go cry with her Oscars. She'll live. And don't even say Will Smith's kid's name to me.