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You know what would be awesome?

If I could go hide in a cave with a giant bowl of mac and cheese and like 5 bottles of wine. Ever just have one of those days where you hate EVERYTHING? Today that is that day. I'm hungry, I'm tired, I need a drink or 10, and I want everyone in the world to disappear so I can stuff my face and watch The Golden Girls alone and in peace.

Is that too much to fucking ask?!

Edit: I seriously fucking wrote "watch The Golden Girls in piece." Herpderp I'm not an English major or anything.


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