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I got an email from a 24 y/o hundreds of miles from me. This has been happening a lot, (out of age range, out of geo-range) so being the curious woman I am, I asked him if I showed up in his matches, because he's so far away, and obviously too young. So he replies back: "I have a thing for older women. So I just up'd the age range, and you showed up."


I mean, that's cute, but come on. For me to consider a 24 y/o he'd have to be an adonis whose dick tastes like candy and rotates on its own.


So I just replied: "I see. Well...thanks! And best of luck. :)"

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