SCENE - Me and several other co-workers wondering what a colleague on maternity leave will name her baby. We will call her Suzy Green.

Manager: They'll have to decide the baby's surname too, I think her husband has a different surname.

Male co-worker: Oh yes, that's right, her real name is Suzy Brown.

Manager: Well, her husband's surname is Brown, but Suzy is still Suzy Green.

Male co-worker: Yeah but her real name is Suzy Brown, she just doesn't like being called it.

Manager: No, she doesn't. *changes topic*