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No, guise, Breakfast at Tiffany's is 1960s. Funny Face was in the 1950s. What I'm saying is I'm in my cups.

Illustration for article titled Your favourite 1950s Audrey Hepburn character is getting tipsy

Doc Stockton had a work party today, I got hauled along. When I arrived, I found out that the host had recruited his daughters on babysitting duty for the new parents. One of the daughters? My student. How did I cope? Getting quietly drunk in the corner.


This is the first weekend in... a while that I haven't had a wedding to attend. And I had to go to a stupid work party. It's not even my work party! I have my grump on, and have already ranted about the proper method to treat well-seasoned cast iron pans. Should I put the computer away? Probably. But I'm going to keep commenting, because that's how I roll.

Leave me a comment, and you will get a response from Tipsy Drunk.Stockton, or Slightly Hanging.Stockton, depending on when I get back to you...

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