I'm having a shit day on top of a shit month and I'M FUCKING TIRED BUT I HAVE TO PUT ON HEELS AND GO TO A MOTHERFUCKING GALA TONIGHT.
My job sucks and I hate it but I have to stick with it until we get transferred to another town because that's what motherfucking responsible adults do. I have to plan a goddamn wedding and lose 20 pounds because I am getting stretch marks across my stomach and they make me sad. I want to fly to my grandma's house in Ohio and curl up under the covers and have her hide me until I'm ready to be an adult again.
So, until then, I need your happy. I'm going to have a motherfucking bath and sing to that delightful Avicii song and I want to come back to a pile of happiness. THOUGH SHALT NOT DISAPPOINT SAD CUMBERBUTTCHEEKS.