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Let's share stories about our encounters with llamas.

I think llamas are jerks. My husband and I took our toddler son to a petting zoo once and this llama bit me really hard on the neck. I didn't even think they could bite like that but they can. I wasn't even near his stall, he was just reaching his long neck out to bite people. I turned around because it really hurt and this is the face I saw:

Illustration for article titled Your Llama Stories.

There he was, glaring at me. He then reached out and pulled my ponytail and wouldn't let go. My husband was no help. All he did was laugh as his poor wife was being attacked by this vicious creature.

Llamas should not be in petting zoos.

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