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"Your Makeup is Terrible"

No, I respectfully disagree. My makeup is actually pretty good. You see, when I woke up this morning, I decided I wanted to look like


I didn't sleep for two weeks
Headed out for some cocaine
Got punched in the face by a cat
Then fell into a coma while crying
Then woke up after a frog healed me
Then walked out of the hospital in a daze
Then got really hungry
Found some sushi in the garbage
Ate the sushi
Puked the sushi out because it was rotten
Tried to cross the road to get some biscuits
Got my face run over by a car
Got impregnated by a car wheel
Gave birth to a tranformer while in coma
Got rescued by transformer son
Fell into a coma for another year
Woke up to see transformer son
Then got punched in the face for being MIA
Found out that my transformer son spawned many humanoid robot babies
Become the mother of the king of the transformer colonies
Got kicked out for being too human
Got punched in the face by the same stupid cat

So yes, I would say my makeup is pretty good

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