When was the last time you’ve been a complete and total hypocrite?
Dad: I’m buying a gun. I just finished the permit class.
Me: No. No, I hate that. Why?? Why do you need one? Our neighborhood is so safe. There’s literally no reason for you to have one. That is SO dangerous. What the fuck, Dad?
Dad: I’ll teach you how to use it and we can go target shooting, if you want.
I’m a bleeding heart liberal who thinks the Second Amendment is trash, but I LOVE TARGET SHOOTING. Whether it’s archery, BB guns and cans in my backyard, or carnival games, I’M THERE.
What’s yours, GT?