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Your Most Impressive Moment of Sloth

What has been your latest “I’m not even mad, that’s amazing” moment of sheer laziness?


Mine was last night. I take online classes for grad school, and they require you to sort of “Skype” in with your webcam. It’s a small window, so they only really see you from your collarbone up.

Now I was wearing a flannel pajama set at this point. Something very similar to this.

Illustration for article titled Your Most Impressive Moment of Sloth

There is no way that what I’m wearing could be construed as anything but pajamas. And I get it into my head that I can’t be seen as the bum wearing pajamas to my fake classes.


So instead of, oh I don’t know, changing my damn shirt, I unbuttoned the top two buttons and pushed the sleeves down my arms so it would look like I was wearing a cute off-the-shoulder top. As one does.


Let’s revel in our pathetic moments!

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