Oh, The Onion. Sometimes you make me laugh, sometimes you make me cry.

This time, I guffaw with sniffles.

The feeling of judgement you get from other shoppers and the cashier who know you're on EBT or WIC is awful. Oh, you don't like what I feed my family? I don't care if it's "your tax dollars", it's my food. Buy "bad" things? Side eye. Buy "nice" things? Side eye.