...who are now playing devil's advocate with me over the nasty fucking creep who fucked a dolphin. I was derisively accused of putting a "veneer of rape culture" on the obviously complicated and nuanced area of dolphin fucking.

Pro tip: If you find yourself saying, "now, wait just a minute" when a woman unequivocally objects to dolphin fucking, maybe you should find yourself another topic on which to talk down to feminists. Just a suggestion.

I have deemed them all Honorary Dolphin Fuckers, and I've placed an order on Etsy for wearable sashes.